| How do you feel about being nominated as 1 of the1000best! |
I was absolutely thrilled! |
| How did you get your name? |
I was named after the Mayan civilization, which had been the subject of documentary that my (human) brother, Cabel, had been watching. He thought Maya sounded pretty good! |
| When were you born? |
December 1997. It was a good year... obviously! I was so small I fitted into the neck of my brother's (Casey's) moccasin. |
| What is so special about you? |
Well, obviously I'm beautiful. But I'm also extremely intelligent e.g. if my dad or mum spell the word 'walk' out loud I know exactly what they're talking about. |
| What do you think is a cool thing to do? |
I chase sticks and balls with greater enthusiasm than you're ever likely to see. |
| What do you get up to when your owner/s are away? |
Owners? You mean my parents? I sit and wait with great patience for them to come home, or bark at anyone who has the temerity to walk past our place! |
| Who are your playmates? |
I don't associate with other dogs! |
| What's your favourite toy? |
A stick of course! |
| What's your favourite food? |
Raw carrot. |
| What do you do that your owner/s DON'T appreciate? |
It's not what I do, it's what they do and I get blamed for it! What's that about...? |
| What do you do that your owner/s DO appreciate? |
I always thank them for giving me dinner. I nuzzle them under their arm. |
| Where is your favourite scratching place? |
I don't like to be scratched! I like to have my belly rubbed... please |
| What's your most humourous moment? |
I got my ball stuck in my mouth. Wide open! And Mum and Dad thought I was enjoying playing with my ball... took them hours to realise the damn thing was stuck there! |
| If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, what 3 things would you take and what 3 people or animals would you choose to be with? |
A throwing/fetching stick. Another throwing/fetching stick. And ... oh, a throwing/fetching stick.
My dad, my mum, my brother Casey |
| What's your most memorable moment? |
I used to get bacon, black pudding and eggs for breakfast until that dam Vet said it was no good for me. What would she know? |
| What message would you like to share with humans? Is there anything you'd like to tell the world? |
BOTA! |
| What's your favourite Quote? |
"The more I deal with people the more I believe in birth control" (Robert James Webb, my late grandfather) |
| If you had only one day left on earth, what would you do? |
Chase sticks! Like... what else is there?!! |
| Who inspires you? Who would you most like to meet? |
David Attenborough. I think he understands the role animals play in the world. I think he would acknowledge that humans do not (should not) have dominion over the undomesticated. |
| How would you describe yourself? |
Loyal, beautiful, obedient, independent, gracious and of course modest... and the best damn stick chaser you've ever come across! |
| If you ruled the world, what would you do or change? |
I would teach humans respect for the earth. The stick could come in handy. |
| If you could have one thing, what would it be? |
A never ending supply of sticks! |